Interviu(cred)

Yo: Good day, everybody.I'm talking with the president of the U.S.A, George W. Bush. Good day , mr. president!
GB: Good day to you to, although y think that you're already having a good day, because you're interviewing me!
Yo:Yeah...Anyway. Mr. President, what do you think about the young american soldiers that are dying in Iraq?
GB: Well, y can only say that we are developing new methods of securing our soldiers lives. Just the other day y was watching a documentary about new methods of dodging bullets.Y don't know if you've seen it, it's called The Matrix, and it's actually a 3 part documentary about a war that's taking place nowadays in Europe, and they show us a great way to dodge bullets. Our scientists are already implementing this method in the war zone in Iraq.
Yo:O..K.... What about your farm in Texas. Tell us about that.
GB:Well, all the time y spend there y spend it on watching Sponge Bob,and reading.
Yo: Really, what are you reading now?
GB:Well, y have spent the last 3 months trying to finish a great book. It's a bestseller. Y don't know if you've heard of it, it's called The ugly ducking, and it's a philosophical book about a duck that nobody likes. It kinda' reminds me of my childhood, when all the other kids called me stupid and retard. Now look who's president of the world!! Amm.... y mean U.S.A.
Yo:Do you have any problems on your farm?
GB:Y run my farm as good as y run my country! Y only had one problem all these years. There was strange animal in my yard one day. It looked dangerous:white fur , long years, and two enormous front teeth .Y closed myself in the house and called Dick Cheney to solve the problem.
Yo: What abou...
GB:Enough with the questions, the new Sponge Bob series start at 7.